Car stickers

[BLUE V LTD]

I work all over the country and do alot of motorway driving in a slow van and see some wonderfull window/bumper sticker's

i.e

if this van is being driven properly its be stolen.

back off exwife in boot.

husband and family dog missing. reward for family dog.

if you think my driving is bad wait till the wife as a go.

if you belive in life after death try and over take me.

Best one that made me chuckle was on the back of a biker's jacket

If you can read this the wife has fallen off.

 Has anyone else seen any other which has made them chuckle on a boring drive?

[daniel]

They are quite funny, I saw one which said " next time you park so close please leave a can opener so I can get out "

[BLUE V LTD]

saw one today on the back of a ford saying. if you get any closer to my arse you'll have to wear protection.

[Scooby Hoo?]

Hi All, Not on the back of a van , but saw this while in Nasoya Kenya " MORON SCHOOL OF MOTORING " for all your driving needs. Any of you guys think your pretty good behind the wheel? then you should drive in Nairobi ,they literally touch bumpers to stop the pedestrians crossing. Great fun and fantastic exhaust fumes[H]

[BLUE V LTD]

I know of a couple of people that could do with that driving school or they have already gone.

[BLUE V LTD]

Another sticker today coming down the A1(M) on the back off a RX7

Don't race me I've only one clean pair of pants !

[wedmonds1]

What about naughty Sherelees

"If i had wanted you up my arse you could at least bought me a drink first" or something like that