Cannonballer Joke

[G.Mac]

Cannonballer: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Sir, you were speeding.

Cannonballer: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Cannonballer: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Cannonballer: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Cannonballer: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Cannonballer: I stole this bike.

Officer: Stole it?

Cannonballer: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Cannonballer: His dismembered head is in my tank bag if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the Cannonballer and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the bike.

A senior officer slowly approaches the bike, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Sir, could you step off your bike please! The Cannonballer steps off his bike.

Cannonballer: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this bike and murdered the owner.

Cannonballer: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open your tank bag, please.

The Cannonballer opens the tank bag, revealing nothing but a few empty cans of Red Bull.

Officer 2: Is this your bike, Sir?

Cannonballer: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The Cannonballer digs into his jacket and pulls out his wallet and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you Sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this bike, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Cannonballer: I bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Merry xmass all.......bah!

Graeme

[john_robertson]

LOL

John.

[fai17]

Nice one.

[frank c]

LOL