2559B Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 "Woman driver." Really means... "Someone who doesn't speed, tailgate, and has a better driving record than me." "I don't care what color you paint the kitchen." Really means... "As long as it's not pink." "It's a guy thing." Really means... "You have no chance at all of making it logical." "Can I help with dinner?" Really means... "Why isn't it already on the table?" "Good idea." Really means... "It'll never work. And I'll spend the rest of the day gloating." "Have you lost weight?" Really means... "I've just spent our last 50 quid on the car" "It would take too long to explain." Really means... "I have no idea how it works." "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind." Really means... "I was wondering if that blonde over there is wearing a bra." "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." Really means... "I can't hear the game over the hoover" "That's interesting, dear." Really means... "Are you still talking?" "You expect too much of me." Really means... "You want me to stay awake." "That's women's work." Really means... "It's difficult." "Will you marry me?" Really means... "I can't work the washing machine and there is no more beer in the fridge." "You know how bad my memory is." Really means... "I remember the registration plates of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." "I do help around the house." Really means... "I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket." "I can't find it." Really means... "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands." "What did I do this time?" Really means... "What did you catch me at?" "No, I have no petrol in the car." Really means... "I'm watching the telly...get the bus!." "I'm going to stop off for a quick one with the guys." Really means... "I am planning on drinking myself into a vegetative state!!!." "I heard you." Really means... "I haven't a clue what you just said!" "You know I could never love anyone else." Really means... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse." "I missed you." Really means... "I can't work the microwave." "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are." Really means... " We're lost !!!." "We share the housework." Really means... "I make the mess, she cleans it up." "I don't need to read the instructions." Really means... "I am perfectly capable of screwing it up myself."
scoobymadburd Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 lmao Ally where do you get all this spare time or is this from personal experience?? Claire
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now