Thursday Evening Funny

[stephen_fergus2]

A lonely German visiting London chats up a lady in a bar.

One thing leads to another and they end up back at his hotel room.

As they both get undressed he tells her "I'm a bit kinky."

She agrees that is okay, as long as he doesn't do anything violent.

To her surprise , he gets out four big springs attached to some straps

" I want you to attach one of these springs to each elbow and one to each knee " he says.

Bewildered, the woman goes along with his request. Then she is told to get down

on all fours, naked , in front of him and then takes a duck whistle from his pocket.

"I want you to blow on this while I'm having sex with you" he instructs her.

Amongst all the bouncing on springs and blowing of duck whistles , the women reaches

the best orgasm of her life. After they've finished she says "Wow , that was the most

fantastic sex I've had in 20 years , how the hell did you make it SO good ?!? "

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" Ah, " he replies , smiling . " Foursprung Duck Technique ."

[paulc555]

pi**sing myself..

cheers for that

[the squiggle]

Made me smile.....................

Grant

[fraser_drinkwater]

Like it, excuse the dodgy pun!

[p1ggm]

i have one similar to that....

a couple meet in a bar and start talking, after hours of conversation they realise they have a lot in common and the woman decides to invite the guy back to hers....

They get to her house and the woman turns to the guy and says" i am into realy kinky sex"

they guy replies " thats great, so am i"

so they go into the house, they guy sits on the sofa as the woman goes to get changed,

after 5 mins the woman comes through top to bottom in leather and changes and askes the man to come to bed.

The guy turns to her and says " youll have to give me ten minutes....I've just F@*ed your cat"

I'll get my coat