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Couple doing their weekly shop during the credit crunch and he picks up a case of Stella.

"What d'you think you're doing, we're can't afford them at the moment" she says.

"But they're on special, only £10 for 24 cans dear" he whimpers. . . she scowls and he puts them back on the shelf.

Bit later she picks up a £20 jar of beauty cream.

"Hey, what you doing?" he says.

"It makes my face look beautiful" she replies.

"But so does 24 cans of Stella and its only half the f**king price!"

Was in Tesco yesterday and woman in front of me at the checkout dropped dead. . . . shame really, she'd just bought a bag-for-life. What a waste

Edited by BASER999
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