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the worst part has to be that exhaust, it HAS to be!

dunno, the wheels suck the hardest for me, mind you everything about the poor thing blows TBH ;)

if you count up the amount of dosh the numpty has spent you could build a hell of a good track car though, bit of a waste TBH

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Sorry i just had to REWRITE this ad!!!

SUBARU IMPREZA WRX RA.

ONE OFF SHOWCAR. FOR MORONS

THIS IS A RARE CHANCE TO OWN A VERY RARE AND UNIQUE IMPREZA. BECAUSE NO OTHER IDIOT WANTS TO WASTE THEIR MONEY BUILDING THIS PILE!

I HAVE OWNED THIS VEHICLE FOR 7 YEARS AND HAVE BUILT IT FROM BARE SHELL WITH NO EXPENSE SPARED, AS THE PICTURES SHOW. I AM SELLING AS I NOW HAVE ANOTHER PROJECT IN MIND. BELOW IS A BASIC DESCRIPTION OF THE CAR, PLEASE NOTE IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO LIST EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN DONE TO THIS CAR BECAUSE THE LIST IS FAR TOO LONG. HERE WE GO,

ENGINE AND TRANSMISION, (WOW, no other car ini the world has these!!)

2.0 WRX RA TURBO CHARGED,

STI CLOSE GEAR RATIO GEARBOX,

FULLY BLUEPRINTED ENGINE WITH IT BEING AN RA,

UPRATED ECU, (to what??)

FRONT MOUNTED INTERCOOLER

FULLY DECATED,

ONE OFF EXHAUST WITH FOUR 5" PIPES AT REAR, Easily enough room for a couple of Immigrant families!

UPRATED AIR FILTER AND DUMP VALVE,

HKS HYPERMAX 2 COILOVERS, FULLY ADJUSTABLE RIDE HEIGHT AND DAMPNING, dampning? is that somoething that makes the suspension slightly wet??

UPRATED GROOVED AND DRILLED BRAKES,

18" VAULT V5 ALLOYS- WAS FIRST SET IN THE UK, and probably the ONLY set, as they look like cheese!

AROUND 280 BHP. all for £40k wow money well spent there!!

THIS ENGINE AND BOX IS VERY STRONG,IMMACULATE CONDITION, I HAVE ONLY COVERED 1200 MILES IN SEVEN YEARS, I HAVE ALL THE MOTS TO PROVE IT BECAUSE I AM A NUMPTY AND THIS CAR IS UGLY

IT SOUNDS AMAZING, I HAVE HAD MANY SUBARUS BUT NOTHING THAT SOUNDS ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE TO THIS. Im sure it does, like a drinks blender on full chat with those scaffold pole exhausts!!

THE ENGINE HAD COVERED 31000 KMS WHEN I PURCHASED THE CAR WHICH WAS ONLY ABOUT 19000 MILES, IT HAS ONLY BEEN CONVERTED TO MILES 2 WEEKS AGO, SO THIS ENGINE IS EXTREMLY LOW MILES.

EXTERIOR,

RAGE EXTREME EXSTACY FLIP PAINT. applied by a blind man

ONE OFF CUSTOM BODY KIT, no-one else inthe world with half a brain would buy it!

WIDE ARCHS ALL ROUND, to take the Cheese Wheels

ONE OFF FRONT AND REAR BUMPERS, Isnt this part of the bodykit you bought from Scrapheapchallenge>?

DE-LINED , DE HANDLED, DE LOCKED DOORS AND BOOTLID. WHY??? noone in their right mind is going to steal your car!!

STI 6 REAR SPOILER, to keep all that power on the ground!!

LED BACK AFTERBURNER REAR LIGHTS,

QUAD HEADLAMP CONVERSION,

ONE OFF ROOF SCOOP, this car is a one off, one off the scrap heap!

ONE OFF PETROL CAP CONVERSION, WHOOO GET EM WHILE THEYRE HOT BOYS!!!

CRYSTAL FOGLAMPS AND CLEAR INDICATORS,

THE BODYWORK ON THIS CAR IS IMMACULATE, IT IS COMPLIMENTED BY ANY BODY WHO LOOKS AT IT, WHAT? you mean each time someone looks at it then it gets better???

IT WAS ORIGINALLY PAINTED AS A BARE SHELL AND THEN BUILT UP SO IT IS PAINTED THIS COLOUR INSIDE OUT, PROPER JOB. Debatable!

ALL THE WORK HAS BEEN CARRIED OUT BY PROFESSIONAL BODYSHOPS, PEOPLE WHO PAINT TVR'S AND PORSCHES ON THE REGULAR. I KNOW that anyone with a porche or a TVR would be sick at that paint!

THE BODYWORK AND PAINT ORIGINALLY CAME TO A TOTAL OF 6500, WHICH DOES NOT INCLUDE THE 2500 FOR THE BODY KIT WHICH WAS SOURCED FROM AMERICA VIA INCAR AUDIO acton london. TIP* DONT buy Bodywork from an AUDIO place, thats like buying your new Turbo from Argos

IT HAS RECENTLY HAD A FULL PAINT JOB AGAIN TO GET RID OF SMALL SCRATCHES AND STONE CHIPS AT A COST OF 3500 PLUS 4 LITRES OF PAINT AT 200+VAT A LITRE. or was it because the paint is crap and needed to be redone by them wonderful TVR painters?

THE PICTURES DO NOT DO THE CAR JUSTICE, IT HAS TO BEEN SEEN TO APPRECIATE THE QUALITY OF THE PAINT JOB AND BODYKIT. SEEN?? YOu cant be missed!

INTERIOR,

FULL FACTORY LEATHER INTERIOR, BACK SEATS NEVER SAT ON, Because none of my friends would be seen DEAD in this car!

CUSTOM STEERING WHEEL COLOUR CODED,

CENTER LTD EDITION ARM REST. WHOOO another TOP Upgrade!! What is a scooby without this??

TINTED WINDOWS ALL ROUND, LEGAL ALL ROUND.

INTERIOR IS MINT NO RIPS OR BURNS, SEATS CLEANED WITH AUTOGLYM LEATHER CONDITIONER EVERYTIME. VERY RARE TO GET FACTORY LEATHER IN SUBARU'S. Very rare this, i mean how many Subarus have leather??? Oh only all the ones that came with the option!!!!

ENTERTAINMENT, yes its entertaining reading this!

CLARION VRX 928RVD 7" MOTORISED DVD FRONT SCREEN,

THIS SCREEN DOES EVERYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE AND MORE, Makes Tea, can turn the car into something that wont make your girlfriend an instant Bulemic!

6" ROOF SCREEN,

2 X JL AUDIO 15" W3 SUBWOOFERS

2 X ROCKFORD FOSGATE PUNCH AMPLIFIERS,

2 X EARTHQUAKE COMP AMPLIFIERS,

PHOENIX GOLD COMP 6" REAR SHELF SPEAKERS

JL AUDIO COMP FRONT DOOR COMPONANT SPEAKERS

JL AUDIO CROSS OVERS

JL AUDIO COMP TWEETERS.

SYSTEM WAS DONE BY RACE TECH UK AT A COST OF 5000, THIS SYSTEM WILL SMASH THE PAVEMENT WHEN ON HIGH VOLUME, I HAVE NEVER TOOK IT TO COMPETITIONS SO DONT KNOW HOW MANY DECIBELS IT IS CAPABLE OF. RACE TECH??? WHAT THE F**K is a race company doing bolting 4 tons of S**T in your car for??

THIS CAR IS STILL ON THE RACETECH UK WEBSITE .

I HAVE ALL RECEIPTS. Although they are no good as you could never take this c**p back!

SECURITY, WHY OH WHY??

TRACKER HORIZON, WHICH IS THE BEST THEY MAKE.

THATCHAM CAT 1 ALARM WITH TWIN IMMOBILSER SYSTEM. because a blind man with no taste might get past the first one!

NO HANDLES OR LOCKS TO PICK. just your nose as you contemplate WHY anyone would do this?

CAR HAS HAD AROUND 40,000 SPENT ON HER. IT HAS TO BE SEEN TO BE APPRECIATED,

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What makes you think i was refering to your car? Get a grip of yourself, idiot.

the height of idiocy is someone who spends 35 hours washing there car and still not finishing it.... go figure :D

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